Chaotic Mess Inside My Head

Reblog if you worked out today.

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 22:21:10 -0400

Crayon at Perkins. Is it scented?! #food #funny #crayonart

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 03:03:31 -0500

Crayon at Perkins. Is it scented?!
#food #funny #crayonart

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Mon, 11 Feb 2013 00:09:31 -0500

eatcleanmakechanges: yesyesyesyesyes

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 00:04:58 -0500

eatcleanmakechanges:

yesyesyesyesyes

There is a 30 something year old card dealer at work reading Cosmopolitan..

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 16:18:40 -0500

There is a 30 something year old card dealer at work reading Cosmopolitan..

how am I meant to choose a career path when I can’t even choose a tumblr theme

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 03:08:03 -0500

how am I meant to choose a career path when I can’t even choose a tumblr theme

"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their..."

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 02:49:39 -0500

“‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.”

- “… and ‘Bitch’ is attacking women for their right to call you on it.” (via moldyvoldie)

mrtwentington: skepticalavenger: whats-an-algebra: do atheists say oh my god yep. we say it any...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 02:34:38 -0500

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

peayeahknow: zodiaccity: REPOST #5 - Zodiacs with highest sex...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:34:56 -0500

peayeahknow:

zodiaccity:

REPOST #5 - Zodiacs with highest sex drive

;;;;)

Personal Rant.

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 18:29:21 -0500

I just had a screaming match with my little ten-year-old sister over stuff my parents should be yelling at her for. I should be yelling at her because she steals my make up, or my iPad or my stuff in general. But no, I’m never going to get to have a good relationship with my sister because I’m too busy being a parent to her half the time. My dad could care less about anyone in this house at this point. Unless it involves being up north at the cabin every weekend or his stupid fucking dog he DOESN’T CARE. And my mom? She pisses me off like no other but she tries so hard to make this family work. She’s constantly dealing with my “I’m a legal adult I do whatever I want” attitudes, my sister’s bitch fits and my dad who is driving her away at this point. I see this house falling apart and I don’t know what to do anymore…

Too Much Drama

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 12:44:56 -0500

There has been SO much unneeded drama in the life in the past 24 hours that I never thought I would be so happy to go back to work tomorrow, just so I can focus on something else.

I’m tired of being made out to be the bad guy for one comment that was admittedly untactful that no one tried to get my side of the story on.

cloysterbell: omfgcate: cloysterbell: Can we please have an episode of DW where the TARDIS...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 13:13:30 -0500

cloysterbell:

omfgcate:

cloysterbell:

Can we please have an episode of DW where the TARDIS accidentally lands at ComicCon and the Doctor spends the entire time battling Daleks that turn out to be people in costume and gets confused when there are 100 copies of him and his past regenerations running around and tries to pilot a prop TARDIS or something?

and then he sees a really good rose cosplay and tries to make out with her

EXCUSE YOU DON’T BRING THIS POST BACK.

queenfinchel: My favorite game on tumblr is “Wait, is that John Green”

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:15:20 -0500

queenfinchel:

My favorite game on tumblr is “Wait, is that John Green”

outpastthemoat: Guys, at this point I’m 99% positive that this...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:59:30 -0500

outpastthemoat:

Guys, at this point I’m 99% positive that this is just Cas’s sense of humor coming out.

I think Cas fully understands what Dean means when he asks “What’s the word, Cas?”

Cas’s sense of humor = amusement at absurdities. The tower of Babel was a pile of dung. I comforted the pig before the slaughter. The coyote is man and the roadrunner is God, trapped in an endless cycle. What the hell? Guess again. You breed with the mouth of a goat.

Cas understands language and Dean’s slang just fine. This is his idea of a joke.

And his delivery is always so deadpan that it’s hard to tell when he’s making a joke. Cas’s sense of humor is really rather subtle, and I find it freaking hilarious that people think he doesn’t understand sarcasm or jokes. Sure he does. He uses sarcasm several times over the course of the series. Granted, he doesn’t always use it correctly, especially when he’s having trouble actually communicating what he’s trying to say - I think he gets flustered - but he gets it.

His sense of humor is just a trifle offbeat. I think that’s probably just what happens when you’re thousands of years old. Obscure things start seeming really fucking hilarious.

And Dean’s reaction? I think he kinda looks like he’s not sure if Cas is joking or not, but just to be on the safe side, he goes ahead and rephrases his question.

The real tragedy of this show is that nobody gets Cas’s jokes.

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 12:06:13 -0500

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal

Has anyone else noticed

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:51:20 -0500

dalekcyberangels:

That when Megamind is being Bernard

It’s like a fresh shaven and animated version of John Green?

katyissuperwholocked: thekatie-bird: wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 17:06:16 -0500

katyissuperwholocked:

thekatie-bird:

wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardi dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

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Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:47:25 -0500

sub-maureen: bunnywith: sophisticatedpoop: bunnywith: arthurs...

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 01:06:57 -0500

sub-maureen:

bunnywith:

sophisticatedpoop:

bunnywith:

arthurs-arse:

robotraygun:

shinimegami:

abandonxcontrol:

I ship it.

Clothing OTP

AT WHAT POINT DO WE STOP, TUMBLR

WE DON’T

I NEED FANART, STAT

so i made it happne

I LOVE YOU

omg the boobs are blushing that’s amazing

I don’t understand this website ~~ever~~ anymore.

GO FOR IT ANONS

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:29:34 -0500

A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?

Prepares for none what so ever....