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holy shit guys they’ve actually censored Benedict’s name

Omfg

Don’t censor Benedict’s Cum.
What the fuck did I just say. Otherwise it’s just… Benedict Berbatch.
Benedict Berbatch

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LMAO
Almost choked on a grape at this omfg.
baby.
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In-ground trampoline! (:
Brilliant!
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.
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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50(via homemadevalentines)
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Whenever I open up my dashboard, it’s like


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